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THE HINDU GODS AND THEIR JOBS COMPARED IN WITH IT WORLD.

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THE HINDU GODS AND THEIR JOBS COMPARED IN WITH IT WORLD.

Brahma

Systems Installation

Vishnu

Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi

Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati

Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva

DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh

Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada

Data transfer

Yama

Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant, Recycle bin

Chitragupta

IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras

Downloadable Viruses

Devas

Mainframe Programmers

Surya

Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas

In house Hackers

Ravan

! ;Internet Explorer WWWF and Hijacker

Kumbhakarnan

Zombie Process

Lakshman

Support Software and Backup

Hanuman

power point wizard

Vaali

MS Windows

Sugreeva

DOS

Jatayu

Mozilla Firebird

Dronacharya

System Programmer

Vishwamitra

Sr. Manager Projects

Shakuni

Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki

Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna

SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira

ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun

Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu

Trainee Programmer

Draupadi

Motivation & Team building

Bhima

MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana

Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna

Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra

Visual C++

Gandhari

Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas

Microsoft Service Packs and patches